I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokeh next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the bokep woman an ‘actrice’, bokep or bokeh sex worker.
Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s bokeh sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, memek so they could bokep make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
porn It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in porn 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.
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