I’ve long been memek haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a bokep woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or memek sex worker.
Now, bokeh according memek to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: memek there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to memek gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in crot hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the bokep finishing line, porn so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: crot the best sex may just be the quietest.
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