I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, porn and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the bokeh University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokep and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals bokeh better.
As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling memek drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy porn during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.
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