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The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s bokep Latin Quarter crot where I was kept awake all bokeh night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered crot if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the porn ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for crot caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or bokep sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new porn study bokep from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms bokep what most women know and memek all men dread – bokeh the porn louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other bokeh words, bokep you can’t crot measure passion memek in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, porn and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when bokeh a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is memek not memek fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far bokeh more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian bokeh hotel.

In bokeh my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed porn to faking crot orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks bokep bokep in hand. This was the crot conclusion of another study by two memek researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They bokeh declared that bokep erotic decibels were all about crot manners and porn ‘manipulation’, porn and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms crot the louder the memek cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock bokeh Image

It was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bokeh bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep crot ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex bokeh education comes from porn, bokep where porn loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that bokep her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you bokep should be doing.’

porn Well, bokep only if memek you want to attract a certain bokep kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh porn Christopher Ryan crot and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason porn women were noisy crot bokep during sex – based on observation of our nearest crot primate cousins – was to alert porn nearby males porn that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex memek worker, porn crot I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: crot the best bokeh sex may just be the quietest.

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