I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.
Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all men dread – the louder the cry of bokeh ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, crot and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for porn a porn fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh crot and memek moan memek than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review porn magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being crot faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a bokep demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their bokep TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and crot Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and bokeh keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should crot take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.
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