Computers, Games

The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long bokep been haunted memek by the memory of porn a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I porn should offer porn to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the bokep ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokep sex worker.

Now, porn crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – bokeh the louder memek the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, porn and crot sex as genuine intimacy. bokeh And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my crot days editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. porn It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so bokeh porn they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the bokep conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of bokep Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokeh that women were prone crot to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing bokeh line, memek so porn to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to memek screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman crot from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after memek neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only bokep if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokeh memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: memek the memek bokeh best sex may just be the quietest.

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