Computers, Games

The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay bokeh in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept bokeh awake memek all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an memek exorcism.

When I mentioned bokeh the ‘miaulement’ (the bokeh delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokeh next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or memek memek sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from crot the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the bokep chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, bokeh bokeh and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and porn is not bokeh fearing crot for porn a fragile male ego, porn she’s far porn more likely to gently sigh and porn moan memek crot than shriek bokeh like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian bokep hotel.

In my crot days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed to memek faking crot orgasms. porn It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokep so bokep they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion crot of another study by porn two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that porn memek erotic decibels were all about manners memek and porn ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women bokeh were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners bokeh over the finishing crot line, crot so to memek speak.

A new porn study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the crot chance the orgasm is memek being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you memek get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a memek woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only if you want to attract memek a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher bokeh Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on porn observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males bokep that they were fertile bokep and bokep keen to copulate.

If bokep you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand crot the need to crot advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the memek quietest.

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